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Authored by: Anonymous on Monday, January 21 2013 @ 09:05 AM EST |
<sarcasm>
I have a patent on a mousetrap that uses a SmartPhone to
lure the prospective client onto the trap by displaying other similar creatures
eating a savory meal. It then
mezmorizes the creature by displaying more intriging video
clips and text messages while playing hypnotizing electronic
"music". When the video processor determines that the
creature has stopped moving the trap is activated. A picture then taken and the
owner of the device then gets an
alert via an appropriate chain that the trap needs cleaning.
See, my mousetrap has over 200,001 patents covering it!
</sarcasm>
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